Jurassic Park IV still involves armed dinosaurs?

Jurassic Park series and I very nearly pissed myself laughing. Seriously, it was the dumbest idea I have ever heard a studio come up with to try and resurrect a franchise. The idea... MISSILE CARRYING DINOSAURS WHO HAVE BEEN TRAINED BY THE GOVERNMENT! Well somehow, it looks like that draft is going to be the one we end up seeing on screen as Universal are pushing ahead with the flick. Bloody Disgusting are reporting that casting is currently under-way right now for the film which will begin shooting in Hawaii later this year. We already know that Laura Dern is set to return but we don't expect to see Sam Neill on our screens come 2009. Missile carrying dinosaurs? NEVER going to work and even seven year old boys are going to see that it's a ridiculous concept. No word on who is directing and I guess until that announcement, we should remain skeptical about this.

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Matt Holmes is the co-founder of What Culture, formerly known as Obsessed With Film. He has been blogging about pop culture and entertainment since 2006 and has written over 10,000 articles.