Resolution #1: stop buying pills from a dealer named Morpheus. Resolution #2:
find someone more famous than the Mormon Tabernacle Choir to perform at
President Trump’s inauguration.
to the MTC – they have their place in history, having previously played for
Lyndon Johnson and Richard Nixon. The fact that Johnson took the country to war
while Nixon resigned in disgrace is purely coincidental.
may have all the best tunes but the Democrats have all the best acts, from
Frank Sinatra (who performed at John F Kennedy’s Inaugural Gala) to Aretha
Franklin and Beyonce, both of whom performed for Obama. The best the
Republicans could do was Ethel Merman, who performed God Bless America at
Ronald Reagan’s Inauguration Ceremony, although Dubya Bush’s “star studded”
2001 Inauguration included Ricky Martin, Jessica Simpson and 18 Degrees.
that doesn’t grow on trees so Trump may have to make do, especially now that
Elton John, Andrea Bocelli, KISS and Katy Perry have ruled themselves out. Or
he could call one of the following bands, each of which is sure to get the
crowds pumped up on January 20th.