9. Tripping Over Your Underwear As You Put It On
We've all stumbled one morning as we, possibly not yet fully awake from the night's sleep, tried to step into the undies we'll be wearing for the day. But perhaps no death could be more embarrassing than actually going for a full-on burton and fatally cracking your head on the corner of an inconveniently placed chest of drawers on your way to the floor. Not only would it be devastating to watch from the afterlife as you were discovered, pants round your knees and potentially your naked a**e still half up in the air, but also your death itself actually would actually resemble something like a plot device from a clumsily written soap opera. Not the finest way to go out for sure.