10 Inventions That Are Either Utter Genius Or Utterly Insane

9. Anti-Pervert Hairy Leggings

Image1 The latest craze to hit China, women have been warding off unwanted attention from lusty suitors by wearing a pair of leggings guaranteed to dampen the ardour of even Family Guy's Glenn Quagmire. Giggity! The furry fashionware has been reasonably popular and successful in Shanghai-though how useful they are in terms of their conceptual aim is debatable- but how it would perform in Swindon or Sunderland is open to debate. Not that I'm saying that drinkers in The Pig And Whistle in either of those fair towns wouldn't be put off by a pair of a set of Sasquatch pins, but the traditional rape alarms and mace are probably a safer call.
 
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