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Reviewed by Thomas Dunham: Ill admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called 'battle tanks', then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made mortar.
But not this baby, no way.
This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin' like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just cant say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as Im dropping off my kids team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!
I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!
Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a love seat or something itll fit if you use a little bungee cord.
The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a poly resin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size. Overall, a great tank.