There are some of us out there that are convinced there is no way that anyone's body temperature can reach 37 degrees. That just seems like a dream. Even though you know you're being irrational because you're still alive, you swear your body temperature is well below zero as you can never get your hands to feel warm and that cold shiver is always creeping up and down your back. You wish you could go to work in your pyjamas with your duvet and sit at your desk in a cocoon of blissful heat and warmth and you resent getting up to go to work simply because you have to get out of bed and get changed in the cold. People always exclaim 'you can't be that cold, surely?' Well, you sure are. It must be nice for them to sit there in a t shirt and feel completely comfortable in their skin and you stare at them in a midst of anger and jealousy because you are incapable of leaving the house without your Winter scarf when Winter has technically ended. You're certain that all weather presenters are liars as they tell you the scorching temperature and blinding sunlight that you'll apparently be experiencing over of the next few days; then they look directly into the camera, stare into your soul and make a joke about remembering to put on your suncream... twit. For some of you, living in a permanent Winter really is a reality despite the 50 degree heat that everyone else is basking in.
