Premier League 2017/18: Every Away And Third Kit Ranked
26. Spurs (Away)
When Spurs' gear was supplied by imaginative German outfit Puma, they took to the field wearing excitingly lurid shades such as amethyst, custard, and for one unfortunate season, mucky brown. English football newcomers Under Armor were just as inventive, kitting the Lilywhites out in what looked like grease-proof paper for their away trips last year.
Seemingly unconcerned by the risk of sticking to baking trays and wisely prescient of Puma's evil bubbles, Spurs have switched to Nike for 2017/18. The trade-off for dignity is drabness; the new away shirt under the American giants is navy thermals with some bandages stuck to the side. White Hart Lame.