Team 21: Opening My Eyes For The First Time

all I do) it wasn€™t long before I was ready for my bed. I honestly thought I€™d struggle to sleep in the goggles that Optical Express provided me with (to stop me rubbing my eyes mid-sleep) but no, I dropped straight off.

Now here€™s where it started to get fun. The next morning I awoke to be greeted with what I can only describe as vision so crisp it was like being opening my eyes for the first time ever; like I€™d never properly opened my eyes until that morning. And it only improved after I€™d yanked them off. I looked out of the window as excitedly as I would have if someone ran into the room shouting €œIt€™s snowing! It€™s snowing!€ Now, my unassuming council house in Skelmersdale, Lancashire (near Liverpool) doesn€™t boast the most commanding of views but let me just say, a dual carriageway has never looked so crisp and so clear, certainly not to me, not without a strip of plastic strapped to my ears.

I€™ve never actually been excited about the prospect of an eye exam before, but my follow up appointment was that very same morning and I was actually looking forward to being driven there, to the prospect of taking in the sights I€™d now be able to enjoy unaided. I was still a little light sensitive and so I, quite ironically I might add, wore my sunglasses (50p from Primark on the day €“ bargain!) on the trip. The improvement after eye surgery can be relatively gradual, taking place over a number of days after the surgery; I could tell my peepers still had a little way to go but I really could see an astonishing improvement even then. In fact, I believe that I actually, for the first time ever, had the best vision out of all those I was travelling with. And here€™s how I know:

As we made our way along the M57 toward Liverpool, I pointed to a white lorry, far along the road in the opposite carriageway and said,

€œI can even see that lorry all the way over there.€

€œWhat lorry?€ my Dad said.

€œI can€™t see a lorry€ agreed my partner, Sophie.

All I could do was smile and say, €œExactly.€

Seconds later, they both saw it. Now I€™m not gloating, but let me just say - speaking as someone who€™s known for his comically terrible vision - that was an exchange I€™ll never forget.

Case closed. The surgery was a complete success. By now (exactly one week later at time of writing) my vision has completely righted itself, no pain or discomfort whatsoever and apart from some very slight bruising to my left eye beneath the lid (a normal by-product of the surgery) you€™d never even know I€™d had it done.

Thanks Optical Express, you fixed my eyesight and for that you have my eternal gratitude!


Stuart believes that the pen is mightier than the sword, but still he insists on using a keyboard.