Celebrity Big Brother 2013: Who's Who In The House This Year?

BigBrother We all love celebs don't we? They are just amazing. We love everything about them from the clothes they wear to the way they have their hair to the way they smell - assuming you've ever sniffed one. Yes there's no getting away from it the cult of celebrity is here to stay. You can't change your TV channel without some famous face glaring back at you with its pearly white teeth and wrinkle free skin. If you're one of those weirdo people who hate celebs however then there is an alternative out there for you and it's name is Celebrity Big Brother. You see although it cleverly uses the term celebrity in its title it doesn't actually include anybody you've a) ever heard of or b) have ever cared about. In fact the addition of the gorgeous Emma Willis as hostess is probably the only reason to watch and sadly she's not in the house at all so her exposure will be limited to eviction nights. But who were the merry band of Z-listers who dragged their careers up the stairs and into the CBB house this year? What Culture takes a quick look at each of them and gives you an idea of exactly what top expect.
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