10 Terrible Habits WWE Commentary Team Need To Break

Shut up, just shut up, shut up.

WWE commentary is pretty damn terrible at the moment. Or, as the WWE commentary team would put it: (cue 20 agonising seconds of insufferable bickering and giggling) Now this article isn't concerned with little flaws, like Michael Cole repeatedly calling Neville's standing shooting star presses as standing moonsaults. Or the fact that Cole thought that Newcastle was still a small mining town. Or the fact that Cole still, unbelievably, staggeringly, sports a soul patch. Hmm, perhaps it's time to lay off Michael Cole for a-NOPE COLE, THIS IS WHAT A STANDING MOONSAULT LOOKS LIKE
Ok. All done. No, this article isn't concerned with small inaccuracies, it's focused on the deep rooted flaws at the heart of current-era WWE commentating, ones that in some cases will require major upheavals to fix. Following the dream team of JR and The King was never going to be easy, and honestly, there's nothing wrong with Michael Cole, or JBL, or Jerry Lawler, or Booker T, or Byron Saxton, or Tom Phillips - how are that many commentators on the main roster?! It's a like a battery farm. There's nothing inherently wrong with any of these men, but the system that they're a part of, and the habits they've adopted, are crippling wrestling for the fans at home. Here are 10 ways to fix that:
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