10 Weirdest WWE Alumni Trainwrecks

The superstars and divas that fell off the gravy train... right into the fruit bowl.

It€™s a sad fact of human nature that in the last two decades, we€™ve used the vast power of the Internet to do three things: look at naked people, hurl abuse at total strangers, and gossip about professional wrestling. If we can do two or more of those things at once, it€™s a party. And wrestlers give us plenty of ammunition for gossip €“ that€™s how the idea of the dirtsheet has remained so popular over the years. Written for the most part by fans, they€™re the wrestling industry€™s equivalent of fanzines with the insider jargon and news of trade magazines and the relentlessly exploitative amorality of tabloids€ and now they€™ve moved from print to websites and mailing lists, their circulation only limited to people with a broadband connection. So while sixteen-odd years ago we had to watch backstage documentaries like Beyond The Mat and Wrestling With Shadows to get our wrestling scuttlebutt, in 2015 it€™s only a click or two away, and available on your mobile phone. It's sometimes sad, sometimes cringeworthy: often tragic, the stuff of melodrama, even Shakespeare. But you don€™t have to scan through a motley crew of badly constructed sites with cut-n-pasted content. Want to know which performers have gone off the rails hardest and farthest since leaving WWE? We€™re here for you, people.
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