10 WWE Tough Enough Applicants That Don't Stand A Chance

The early stages of the 2015 edition of WWE's Tough Enough is underway and video submissions are pouring in over social media. There are many hopefuls vying to catch the attention of Titan Towers. For a select few, they will get their shot to stand before host Chris Jericho and prove their worth.

The reality is that the overwhelming majority of people will not make the cut. Even for the most talented independent wrestlers using this platform in hopes to make it to that elusive next level, the doors might never open for them. 

On the other side of the coin, there are many who have submitted videos that stand no chance whatsoever at landing a WWE contract. Whether they made their video simply for laughs or out of absolute sincerity, there are some real peculiar submissions out there. This article is about those people.

Some of the standouts include the people who created a character that almost demands that WWE at least interview them just for the laughs. Hillbilly American hero Dick Justice took that approach and he is a treat to watch.

Others stood out because they decided to verbally attack specific WWE personalities. One guy promised to kick Triple H below the belt, which doesn't seem like a winning tactic in an audition video. 

The following videos are some of the funniest, strangest, and downright awful videos submitted for the 2015 Tough Enough competition. 

What Mike The Maleficent Love Machine lacks in size and athleticism he more than makes up for in the form of hyperactivity. 

Does he have the look? No, but he does have a look. His hearts-for-eyes along with his rugged chest hair help distract the viewer from the fact that he's not too keen on the anaerobic exercise.

Mike has already thought out his creative ventures after he wins Tough Enough. He plans on kicking Triple H in the d***, taking his woman, then making out with her "all the time." He also aspires to suplex WWE World Heavyweight Champion Seth Rollins off of a cage to win his title.

While Mike could have (and probably should have) become a trained wrestler and honed his craft on the indies, he had instead opted for playing No Mercy seven hours a day for the last decade of his life.

That much video game playing doesn't necessarily prepare a person for the realities that await them inside the squared circle but it is a really sweet game. So not all is lost for Mike.