Mike and Todd, the Shane twins, have had the misfortune of performing under two of the worst ring names ever. In TNA, they performed in matching flesh-coloured outfits, giving them a distinctly phallic appearance. Never a company too interested in subtlety, TNA dubbed them Dick and Rod - The Johnsons. Amazingly, the pair were later snapped up by WWE, and repackaged as 'Gymini' - lackeys of health and fitness-obsessed heel Simon Dean. Gymini must go down as one of the laziest puns in WWE history, as well as an oddly feminine choice for a pair of musclebound brawlers. Had you told me Gymini were actually a brand new divas tag team on NXT, I'd definitely have believed you. Sounds Like: A pair of notorious London gangsters, and the female alter-egos they become on weekends.
