Why the apology? It's simple: the guy writing this normally prefers to be light-hearted and chipper about wrestling. Even when things happen that are blatantly crap, he likes to laugh it off and scold those who let it ruin their enjoyment of the show as a whole. If you don't like that, then you'll like this. There's something for everybody. Blah, blah, blah.
There's no defending the state of that new 24/7 Championship though. It's a biscuit tin lid-come-watch design gone wrong, and it's definitely one of the ugliest damn things WWE has ever produced. Taking the green strap of last year's Greatest Royal Rumble Title and putting a puke-inducing gold plate over it was never going to work; it's not the concept that sucks necessarily, it's the title itself.
Mick Foley, the poor sod who had to unveil the thing and pretend he was excited about it, said a few things of interest about the new belt this week. You may have missed them if you were too busy vomiting all over the place at the sight of it.
Here's everything you might've skipped from this week's Raw. Sick bags at the ready...