8 Devastating Moves Watered Down In WWE

When the Walls Of Jericho became a Boston Crab. 

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It can be somewhat easy to forget in the heavily orchestrated world of professional wrestling, but these guys and gals are still hitting each other with a huge variety of moves, moves specifically designed to look like they are causing serious damage to those unlucky enough to get splatted with them. Real or not, professional wrestling is still supposed to give the impression of being a combat sport.

As the industry leader, World Wrestling Entertainment is in something of a strange position here. It also has by far the largest child demographic in its audience, and as such certain amendments need to be made to moves to ensure that if kids are trying them out on their friends at home, they aren't dropping each other down brain first.

Outside of WWE, brains are still getting planted however. A lot of moves we see on a frequent basis in WWE are watered down somewhat, in order to ensure a safer product for all involved. Now, no one should really need to be told that this is a very good thing; safety in wrestling should truly be encouraged. Still, we all like a bit of sickness in a moves from time to time.

Besides, how much cooler would John Cena be if it really was a Death Valley Driver...

8. T-Bone Suplex

A fair number of suplexes could be included in this list, but for me it is the T-Bone Suplex that is the most obviously watered down. Shelton Benjamin used it as a finisher for a short while during his initial singles push way back when, and whilst Shelton could throw a damn fine suplex the T-Bone wasn’t one of them. It always came across as a bodyslam with theatrics.

Compare and contrast with the man who gave the suplex its name, the Human Suplex Machine himself, Taz. Pretty much all of Taz’s suplexes ended the same way, and that was with his opponent landing on the back of their neck.

Expecting Shelton Benjamin to drop Maven onto his neck is a little too much maybe, but the move lost a lot of its impact when it was watered down in WWE.

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