WWE: 5 Worst Haircuts In Wrestling History

"It's a great haircut if you'e going to the electric chair".

Remember when the late great WWF commentator Gorilla Monsoon used to comment on a wrestler's haircut by saying "It's a great haircut if you'e going to the electric chair"? It used to make us laugh as a kid but when you actually look back over the years the wrestling industry really has had some of the worst hair styles and cuts you've ever seen, and no one except a pro wrestler could ever really get away with it. Sadly, one of the biggest news stories of the day is that WWE COO and former World Champion Triple H has cut off his mighty main. Rather than waste our readers time on such a trivial news piece we decided to instead bring you 5 of the worst decisions in the history of hair. That's right, this is the What Culture list of the 5 Worst Haircuts In Wrestling History.

5. Robbie E

Hey bro, not only is Robbie E (real name Rob Strauss) one of the most ridiculous wrestlers on the TNA Impact Wrestling roster he also has easily one of the worst hair cuts. OK, we get that it's a homage to his Jersey Shore inspirations but please, how can a guy with such ridiculous hair ever be considered cool? Or is that the idea? Robbie looks like he's had a run in with The Mountie's infamous cattle prod from the 1990's. We'd suggest you change your slogan from Gym Tan Wrestle to Gym Tan Wrestle Haircut. See also: Sheamus.
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