WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (May 29)

Feuds that have no point, and a match that should never have existed!

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The brand split is returning! What is WWE thinking? Ive grown so used to seeing Roman Reigns and The Usos wrestle 104 times a year on Raw and SmackDown that Im about to go through some serious withdrawal.

Well, this week in the world of wrestling, Dolph Ziggler thought it was a good idea to use Hipster Frankenstein on tranquilizers as an insult. Huh. Is it any wonder he doesnt have his own sitcom by now? He could have the next Seinfeld with witty life observations like that! Also in WWE, Apollo Crews forgot how to sell, and then forgot how to take a Lionsault. Ive never wrestled a match in my entire life, but let me just try and offer some advice: just lie down.

Over in TNA, they set up their second biggest show of the year, basically all in one night. For some reason, theyre not inducting anyone into their hall of fame this year. Lucky for them, I've gone through the work and have a few last minute suggestions they can choose from. How about A.Joh wait. Well, theres always Samoa...or uh...Bobby.um...Eric.ah dammit, just put in Earl Hebners son.

Well, lets not waste any more time. Lets put on our favorite ska hats, and get ready to Blue Thunder Bomb our way through WWE and TNAs worst of the week.

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