WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (May 3)

Think before you speak Booker!

What in the hell is going on in wrestling? Billy Corgan joins TNA creative, King of the Ring returns from a five year hiatus, Eric Bischoff was rumored to join Global Force Wrestling, and Roman Reigns and The Big Show put on the most entertaining match on a pay-per-view! Perhaps even more surprising is that JBL talked about Game of Thrones, which is the first time he mentioned a TV show that didn€™t air in the 1970s. Too bad he got the character€™s name wrong. It€™s Joffrey Baratheon, not Joffrey Lannister! Send him to The Wall! Elsewhere in wrestling this week, Sheamus proved he€™s the master of the kiss me upper thigh match. Though if Dolph Ziggler signed a contract to fight in that stipulated match, can€™t he legally force Sheamus to kiss his butt? It seems that should be a thing, otherwise what€™s the point of a stipulated match in the first place if you don€™t have to abide by the outcome? I demand Wrestler€™s Court returns with Undertaker as judge! He€™ll make sure a butt kissing takes place. Thankfully Sheamus did not win King of the Ring, as he threatened to line up a bunch of €œboys€ to kiss his arse. That sounds highly illegal. With so much to cover, let€™s get started. It€™s time to Samoan Drop our way through WWE and TNA€™s worst of the week!

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