It was another crazy week in the wide world of wrestling. Adam Rose turned his back on a man in a bunny costume, Cesaro was fed to Ryback, and Renee Young decided to dress up as a zombie Native American for Halloween, because being insensitive in WWE is always a good career move! If you dont believe me, just ask Michael Cole (calling Josh Matthews a gay slur on Twitter), JBL (once insinuated the former governor of New Jersey who is a homosexual likes little boys) and Michael Hayes (Vince McMahons favorite old-school racist). Renee, I thought you were different! In the most confusing and horribly dated statement of the week, Michael Cole said that The Bunny Twerking looked like Charlie Chaplin. How does that make any sense? Do Cole and JBL have a weekly competition to come up with the more outdated entertainment reference? Hey guys, how about Kane trying to climb a cage on SmackDown looked like Spencer Tracy trying to steer a boat in 1937s Captains Courageous! Do I win? Is that how this works? And in bad news for Americans everywhere, the country has has a new champion in Rusev. Will he be a better US Champ than Santino Marella, Zack Ryder and Orlando Jordan? Only time will tell. Speaking of time, its time to metaphorically scrape the bottom off of Bastion Boogers boots. As Dolph Zigglers theme song would say Im here to show the world, Im here to show the world the worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
Follow along @AndrewSoucek and check out my podcast at wrestlingwithfriends.com
