This week in the world of wrestling, Seth Rollins wrestled four times in a week, which is three times more than HHH and Stephanie McMahon have wrestled all year combined. This is despite them being booked far stronger than the champion. Elsewhere, Kane did his best Abyss impression by developing his own split-personality, and Natalya, the best WWE woman wrestler of the past few years, returned to her first match on a Raw in over five months. She lost in four minutes. Viva la revolucion? This weeks biggest question is What is Jerry Lawlers infatuation with wanting to see mid-card heels being beaten to near death? On Raw, he informed us hed like to straight up murder Cody Rhodes when he stated Id like to run into Stardust if hes walking and Im driving. On SmackDown he exclaimed I once saw six men punching and kicking Bo Dallas. Bo asked Arent you going to help me? I said No, six should be enough. Youre a SICK man King. Well, the worst line of the week belongs to Booker T. He may own his own wrestling company, and has either wrestled or announced thousands of matches in his life, but has apparently never paid attention during any of it when he asked Since when has raking a guys eyes been illegal? I don't know Book, probably since the George Hackenschmidt, Frank Gotch era. Maybe a little earlier. But lets not waste anymore time. Lets safely Buckle Bomb our way through WWE and TNAs worst of the week!
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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