WWE Hell In A Cell 2017: 8 Results Predictions

5. Nightmare Ziggler Has A Roode Awakening

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Anyone who has ever suffered through the sheer, incalculable agony of tonsillitis will find Dolph Ziggler's current schtick painfully familiar. It feels like it'll never end, and for weeks, it's hard to swallow. With any luck, Bobby Roode will be the emollient to SmackDown's shredded throat at Hell in a Cell.

Ziggler has promised his best entrance yet, so expect it to be an ironic walk to the ring without any music. Because he wants to let his wrestling do the talking. Deep. But also, sh*t. Roode can't be losing to this utter pleb so soon into his SmackDown tenure, and he won't.

Prediction: Roode wins, Ziggler f*cks off.

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