The big defender might have been making headlines for playing sexy games on Twitter (silliness made even more silly by the ban and fine), but he's also in the news because of his apparent availability on loan this winter. If that is the case, he will no doubt go to a lower Premier League side looking for experience, where he'll probably flourish and look like the Premier League player he's very capable of being. With Newcastle's defensive options limited, and all too reliant on Calamity Coloccini (the brother of international class Fabricio Coloccini who takes his place sometimes for no reason), Huth would be a no-brainer. But there's absolutely zero chance he's even on the radar.