10 WWE Fates Worse Than Death

10. Taking A Rock Bottom On Dog Poop

"The British Bulldog's gonna win, whether he wants to or not!". That iconic line uttered by a happy kid before attending SummerSlam 1992 at the old Wembley Stadium in London, England could be adapted for this entry: 'The British Bulldog's gonna get slammed on some mushed up brownies, whether he wants to or not!'. Wait, what? Brownies?! Oh yes, that wasn't actually dog poo on the 11 October 1999 episode of Raw.

People didn't know that at the time though, so everyone tuning into the show believed The Rock had hit his Rock Bottom finisher and poor Davey Boy Smith had ended up covered in poop. The Brit would've been thankful that these were just excess cakes from catering made to look like a pile of brown smelly stuff, but it still wasn't a banner night for him personally.

A mild entry for this list to kick off with, shall we say, but still a mortifying experience nobody would want to live out. Imagine going into your workplace, saying good morning, then immediately being scooped up and sent tumbling into a handy platter of dog crap. Why was it even there to begin with? Is there anybody in the HR department you can talk to? Who's going to get these stains out of this brand new, out of the packet M&S shirt?!

This was certainly an inauspicious way for Bulldog to kick off his latest stint in the then-WWF, put it that way. He was a shadow of his former self, and anyone watching could see that, but now here he was being Rock Bottomed right onto some jobby. YES! It feels great to get that decidedly-Scottish word into an article.

Most wrestlers do a job, but Smith got a jobby.