Everything You DIDN’T KNOW About WCW’s Final Days

By Michael Sidgwick /

7. My Name’s Roddy Piper And I’m Here To Say

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Granted, this doesn’t count as a WCW fact, technically, since Roddy Piper had departed the promotion in July 2000 - but at the time this story was reported, he was engaged in a legal standoff with it. There's only a tenuous connection. However, the tale is too delightfully stupid not to include here.

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According to the March 5, 2001 issue of the Wrestling Observer Newsletter, Roddy Piper announced that, driven by his disgust of Eminem, he’d be recording a hip-hop album with the notorious Death Row records. He wanted to make rap a cleaner genre and set a better example.

As much as this may read as a crackers old wrestler talking nonsense, Piper had already, albeit very briefly, embarked on a career as a musician. His 1992 single ‘I’m Your Man’ was not much of a success - probably because it was a corny soft rock dud.

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The rap album was never recorded nor released, obviously, and it’s a bit rich of ‘Hot Rod’ to criticise Eminem for the content of his lyrics when Piper might as well have cut his 1980s promos wearing a white hood. And he picked a hell of a label with which to launch this supposed moral crusade, bloody hell.

“I’m going to put an end to this awful stuff happening in hip-hop - and I’m going to do it with the help of Suge Knight, currently incarcerated for violating a probation order set after he assaulted two people.”

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Piper could have rapped about WrestleMania 6.

“My name’s Roddy Piper and I’m here to say, I approach racial commentary in an unusual way.”

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