WWE WrestleMania 39: 20 Things That Must Happen

20. Austin Theory Beats John Cena

'Mania's opening match is already special to Austin Theory.

He'll stand across the ring from his childhood idol, and he'll likely come out on the winning end then walk away with a smug grin on his chops. Sh*t, wouldn't you smile from ear-to-ear if you'd been booked to beat the mighty John Cena at WrestleMania?!

Theory winning is the only outcome that makes any sense. Cena's Hollywood schedule is far too busy to nail down some sort of return match or title loss pre-SummerSlam, so Austin taking him 'A-Town Down' sounds like the right thing to do on Saturday night in Cali.

Kicking off the historic weekend with a young star of the present/future going over someone from WWE's past would be a real sign from creative that they've got big things in mind for Theory. This would be the kind of pay-per-view win he could hang his hat on for years to come.