To make one "Sam Hebel" you will need:
A good handful of dice for Dungeons and Dragons
Just a dash of athleticism: Soccer, Rugby, and Ultimate Frisbee will do fine.
8 boatloads of sarcasm
2 Teaspoons of decency
3/4 Cup of Creativity
16 oz. of all things nerdy
and half a hipster.
Throw all ingredients into a blender, bake at 450 degrees for 22 years and voila!