10 Craziest Horror Movie Weapons (And Their Best Kill)

There's not much more to say about this one than what's already in the title: Sex Machine's Dick Gun is a work of art unto itself. A secret little pistol tucked away in his peen pouch, the twin loading cylinders make perfect, ammunition loaded balls to his silver shaft of shots, one that takes out Danny Trejo's vampiric menace when everything goes crazy. Truthfully, it doesn't outright kill him there and then, but it does pack enough punch to stretch to what could be argued as 'killing his human form' before he comes back as a vampire to then be staked with a pool cue. Or something.

The codpiece revolver has appeared in the TV series and other Robert Rodriguez films, like Desperado, where it's seen in a guitar case, and strapped onto Sofia Vergara in Machete Kills. Still, it has yet to ACTUALLY take someone out.

But if we look a little further for some bloodshed, another wonderful weapon appears: the good old Staking Machine from the end of the movie. Created from a drill and a chunk of wood, it gets used to wipe out vampires to great effect. Two proper good original weapons, here.