5. Moochie - Christine (1983)
Rotund bully boy Moochie gets chased down by a car that has come to life in the 1983 John Carpenter adaptation of Stephen King's Christine. A ridiculous notion for a plot by itself, unless you are actually inside the possessed car, you really don't have a very big chance of being killed by it. Enter Fat boy Moochie - after being stalked into a garage by Christine, the car slowly squeezes itself towards him and impales him against a wall. Why did he not jump on the hood of the car to escape? It comes towards him at an agonizingly slow pace as it grinds itself to an almost halting speed to get to the chubby tormentor. Or maybe he could have jumped the rims of the garage wall that look suspiciously like shelves. Neither of those points are relevant, the question to ask is this; how did a human being get themselves cornered in a garage by a giant car that was stalking him? Don't run down the middle of the road mate, or even better - try some stairs. Natural selection at its most effective. Honestly YouTube this clip, it beggars belief.