9. Buck (Michael Bowen) - Kill Bill Vol I
Inspired by Robert Englunds character in Death Trap (Im Buck and Im raring to f**k), this hospital orderly is one of the most vile and reprehensible characters in the whole Kill Bill saga. For $75, hell allow you to have your wicked way with The Bride (Uma Thurman), whos comatose following an encounter with Bill (David Carradine). Just as long as you dont punch her, not even if she spits at you (its a motor reflex thing) and you dont leave any hickeys, were all good. Sometimes this chicks cooch will get drier than a bucket of sand, he says, offering a client a jar of VasaLube. If shes dry, just lube up and youll be good to go. Bon Appetite, my friend! Now thats customer service.
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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'
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