10 Quentin Tarantino Characters Who Deserve Their Own Movie

9. Buck (Michael Bowen) - Kill Bill Vol I

Inspired by Robert Englund€™s character in Death Trap (€œI€™m Buck and I€™m raring to f**k€), this hospital orderly is one of the most vile and reprehensible characters in the whole Kill Bill saga. For $75, he€™ll allow you to have your wicked way with The Bride (Uma Thurman), who€™s comatose following an encounter with Bill (David Carradine). Just as long as you don€™t punch her, not even if she spits at you (it€™s a motor reflex thing) and you don€™t leave any hickeys, we€™re all good. €œSometimes this chick€™s cooch will get drier than a bucket of sand,€ he says, offering a client a jar of VasaLube. €œIf she€™s dry, just lube up and you€™ll be good to go. Bon Appetite, my friend!€ Now that€™s customer service.
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Ian Watson is the author of 'Midnight Movie Madness', a 600+ page guide to "bad" movies from 'Reefer Madness' to 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.'