10. James Bond Relieving Himself In The John
Bond kicks some bad guy back into the bathroom stall. As the nameless minion gets up and draws a knife, Bond slams the door closed, knocking the guy in the head. He flies backward, landing face first in the toilet, accidentally pulling the stainless steel handle and giving himself a swirly. Suddenly out of nowhere, some somewhat tall, model good looking, skinny, but not too skinny girl is at Bond's side as he wipes the sweat off his face with a pristine handkerchief. "Oh James, what happened?" She asks. Bond nods to the guy in the stall, "He forgot to flush... and he's left the seat up." Never. Going. To happen. Actually from watching the films it becomes apparent that 007 has been Q-altered to never have to go to the bathroom at all. While James may take excessive showers, he does not and never will have use for the old porcelain god. Perhaps all of that high energy running and fighting he does converts everything his body takes into nutrients so there's no waste? Surely the man eats enough. Between all the drinking, smoking, and gourmet chow downs you would think... But no, not in this lifetime. Potty humor scenes and Bond? Never seen one and never will.