11 Things That Will Happen When You Date A Harry Potter Fan

4. When They're Drunk, They'll Use Their Harry Potter Chat Up Lines On You

We all do silly things when we're drunk but the majority of us are happy drunks (hopefully) and it's most likely that if Harry Potter makes them happy when they're sober, it'll be all they talk about when they're drunk. They'll discuss the drama with you, offer you house points based on your dancing skills and even tell the story about how 'he was their friend(!)', but they're drunk; so they're probably going to want a smooch at some point during the night. Now, depending on how dirty they want to get in the bedroom, prepare yourself for the intriguing or cute chat up lines they'll present you with, "I want to do terrible things to you. Terrible, but great" or 'I can't believe 'accio hottie' worked!"