8 Famous Actors Who Have Literally Never Been Good In A Movie

4. Megan Fox

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The plain truth is that Megan Fox has never gotten a role because of her acting abilities. She is, however, a renowned hottie, and renowned hotties get put in all kinds of crap because they have lovely boobs and/or butts and/or cheek bones. Fox happens to have all three and, thusly, she kind of dominated movie screens for a few years.

Now, that above statement might come off as incredibly sexist if it wasn't so accurate. But seriously, just as Chris Klein keeps getting roles in romantic comedies because he has great hair, dimples, and biceps, Fox is riding the Good Looks Train right into Bland Performance-ville (don't Google Map that city, by the way - it's not there).

She's helped ruined most of your childhood by this stage in her career, doing her part to take the air out of both Transformers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. She attempted to showcase her sense of humour with bit roles in This Is 40 and How To Lose Friends & Alienate People, but it seems her funny side was firmly hidden deep under her cleavage in both of those instances.

Oddly enough, the only decent performance Fox has turned in ever is as the quirky pharmaceutical rep/temp replacement for Zooey Deschanel in the fifth season of New Girl.

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