We all love Pokémon. Come on, just admit it! Whether you've been with the franchise since good ole Red & Blue or became addicted after watching the anime and collecting the cards, everyone at some point has had a touch of the Poké plague, and become a victim of the fever that it causes. But if Pokémon were real, would they at all resemble the cutesy creatures in the games and anime? Even if they did, would they still seem like best friend material? The answer is no. In fact, if Pokémon were real, it's a good guess that the world would probably be far more terrifying than it already is. Not only would humans once more fall helplessly to the bottom of the food chain, but even the cutest of creatures would become dangerous; breathing fire, exerting electric currents, and secreting toxic waste are minor feats in comparison to some of the creatures you'd have the misfortune of coming across. In celebration of the release of the newest generation of pocket monsters, here are ten good reasons to stay out of tall grass! Click "Next" to see #10...