10 Video Game Secrets That Literally Wasted Your Time
5. Turbo Turkey Puncher - Doom 3
Doom 3's ensemble of enemies consists of demons, demons, and once again, demons!
Well, to be fair, you can also technically punch turkeys, but it's about as fun and productive as it sounds...
On the space station map there is a recreational area with a working arcade machine called Turbo Turkey Puncher 3. As the name implies, the game is about punching cartoon turkeys until they explode.
The entertainment value of the game is abysmal, but if you don't mind pressing the same button for almost ten minutes and watching as the same turkey slowly falls onto the screen so you can punch it again, you can discover a secret easter egg.
By beating the game's high score of 25,000 points (around 70 turkeys if your timing is right), when you check the work email on one of the computers, you will see a message from the HR coordinator congratulating you for being so good at wasting time and docking two days off your vacation time.
You also get an achievement, but it doesn't make the secret message feel any less hurtful or true.