10 Video Game Skins You Won't Believe You Can Unlock

6. Classic Max Payne (Max Payne 3)

Classic Max Payne Max Payne 3
Rockstar

This is cheating a little as you do have to pay a WHOPPING 49 pence for this skin, but for the cost of a Mars bar it's totally worth it.

If you were to say one thing about the original Max Payne, it's that it was one of the innovators of bullet time violence and offered players a stark and sobering tale of gritty revenge.

You could also say that lead Max had a face that looked like a cat's anus (it's actually face of the game's designed, Sam Lake).

As the game was much more focused on action and slow motion stunt diving, it seems not as much love was given to Max's face, and it promptly became hugely parodied across the internet - so much so that when Rockstar came to resurrect the series, they included this flat faced, squinty eyed mug as a DLC skin. You're never going to laugh as much as you will watching the single player cutscenes play out with this ridiculous face delivering the lines. Especially when he smiles.

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