8 Video Games That Punished You For Being THE WORST

7. Absolutely Clucked - Legend Of Zelda Franchise

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I feel like it would be a huge disservice to speak about video games that punish you for being a piece of Loam and not speaking about a moment that likely became a formative experience for many kids growing up in the 90s.

Now with all the tye-dye shirts, bucket hats, and relentless sugar rush Saturday morning cartoons, it was hard to have a well-rounded moral code that wasn't also heavily baked in the oven of capitalism. Spend, spend, spend, take, take, take! Well, the buck had to stop somewhere, or in the Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past's case "the cluck" because here if you acted like a right Moblin to some cuccos then a "revenge squad" would spawn and attack Link relentlessly!

Maybe they thought Link was a rooster because he was acting like such a cock?

This feathered hit squad actually made it into a tonne of other LOZ games across the years, varying in size and scariness, with arguably Hyrule Warriors of all games having the meanest and mightiest of all these bad birds, as here if you attack them enough to become hostile they will utterly batter you like you're in a Scottish chippie.

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