10 Absolute Dumbest Halloween Costumes

This costume might be cute on your girlfriend. It's far less cute on a girl who looks to be about twelve. Really, should "tweens" even be flirting?

The fact that someone thought it was a good idea to market this costume to impressionable young girls is more terrifying than any ghosts and goblins you'll encounter this Halloween. And incredibly, retailers like WalMart are actually carrying this item, despite generally taking the "family friendly" approach and banning everything from questionable CDs to Ronda Rousey's autobiography from their stores.

The only saving grace for "Major Flirt" is that it's not quite as scandalous as some similar tween-oriented costumes that are out there. Still, it's a dumb costume with a name that barely qualifies as witty, and it's really not worth putting your kid through the ridicule she'll receive later in life for wearing it.