1. Super Crack
As if any other piece of Engrish could take the number 1 spot. Here we have a Retriever looking hungrily at his bowl of dog food. Which actually turns out to be Super Crack. We don't know about you, but the term Super Crack does not tend to summon images of healthy, happy looking dogs - it makes us think of malnourished, knife-teethed homeless men smashing bottles off each other's heads in a grimy alleyway. Perhaps this was named Super Crack because it is the dog version of Catnip. While it might be entertaining to watch hyperactive hounds chasing their own tails at such speeds that they break the sound barrier, it is also a slightly terrifying concept. Just say no, pups.