2. Samsung Announced A New Attachment For Their Smartphones To Turn Them Into Kitchen Utensils
This is top-notch banter from Samsung, who have been involved in the circus that is April Fool's in the past, but came back this year more determined to wreak havoc and pull the wool over their customers' eyes. They introduced the new Galaxy BLADE edge, which does what it says on the tin. It's a super thin, resilient phone/knife that would cut through the toughest meat and vegetables after taking photos of your food porn and uploading it to Instagram. It also said it'd come with fingerprint technology to detect if you're about to chop your finger off, forcing the blade to stop in mid-swing. You can't deny that it looks slick and if anyone believed it for a second, you should consider living in a cave somewhere.