5. Batman Picks Up Girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuzsZ8GyM38 Best YouTube Comment: "He should've said something like, 'I am not the man you need... but the man you deserve.'" - BuCciNAT0R It's easy enough for somebody like Bruce Wayne to get a girl. He's good looking, he's famous and it doesn't hurt that he's a billionaire several times over. However, it isn't so easy for his alter ego Batman to pick up women in the same fashion. This video from YouTube channel Simple Pickup is clear evidence of this. To begin with, of course one of the first pickup lines used is: "You're making my Dark Knight rise." This then transitions to Batman flat-out telling girls that they have a nice rack and asking for a bite of their salad. He trips into bushes, girls walk quickly away from him and security eventually tries to remove him from the premises. However, the joke might just be on us as almost half of the girls actually give Batman their phone number. So maybe dressing up as a beloved superhero isn't the worst way to go about finding your soul mate. Though, we dont necessarily recommend it.
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