10 Best Weapons For A Zombie Apocalypse
1. Slingshot
Were you expecting a flamethrower? An AR-15?
NO! You want silence! You want a weapon that's light, versatile, and never runs out of ammo, right? Well what better weapon than a slingshot?
You won't attract much attention with one of these. There's no loud echo like there is with a gunshot. It's lightweight, so you're not being slowed down. It's more versatile than a bow, because literally anything you pick up off the ground can be ammunition. Rocks? Yup. Lug nuts? Sure. Got a bag of marbles? Hook that s**t up!
Have you seen what a slingshot can do to a human skull? You should look it up. It's pretty gnarly.
In the Bible, David used a sling (which is the same principle) to kill Goliath. The Losers Club used a slingshot to kill Pennywise. In a zombie apocalypse, your foe isn't some indomitably strong giant, nor are they an insurmountable force of cosmic evil. No, you're most likely staring down your neighbor, Bryan, who watches conspiracy videos on YouTube and "sees through the lies". In life, he was operating at 10% more brain capacity than he is now (AT BEST). Not exactly an uphill battle.
If it's good enough for the Losers Club, it's good enough for you.