7. Ke$ha Believes In Ghosts (And Thinks She's Had Sex With One)
Interesting fact: Ke$ha, as well as being unable to spell her own name, has a genius-level IQ. Think about that next time you're listening to "Tick Tock". Still, if you ever need a reminder that someone with a genius-level IQ isn't necessarily an actual genius, just reminder that Ke$ha firmly believes that she once had a sexual encounter with a ghost and had to have an exorcism on her vagina. The singer has spoken about this in several interviews, and claims that a spirit haunted a house in which she used to live. If that wasn't enough, she claimed that after a while the ghost "progressed into this dark, sexual spirit". Just another reminder: this woman is supposed be smarter than literally all of us.
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