I'm so sorry. There should have been some way to warn you. The oldest complete human feces ever found are the "Lloyds Bank Coprolite". It was discovered while archaeologists were excavating the former Viking settlement Jórvík, in what is now Northern England (near York). The turd is around 7 inches long and was... ahem, 'created' around the 9th century AD, which makes it well over a thousand years old. And it looks like this... Upon further research of it, one man named Andrew Jones commented "This is the most exciting piece of excrement I've ever seen". Of course, Mr. Jones is a 'paleoscatologist', which is apparently a thing, and which also explains him comparing the fossilized dung to "the Crown Jewels". That's the last gross one. After this it's just weird stuff.
Armed with a laptop, a Pepsi, and a swivel chair, J.D. sets out to uncover the deepest secrets of the film world.
Or, ya know, just write random movie-related lists. Either way....
I'm so sorry. There should have been some way to warn you. The oldest complete human feces ever found are the "Lloyds Bank Coprolite". It was discovered while archaeologists were excavating the former Viking settlement Jórvík, in what is now Northern England (near York). The turd is around 7 inches long and was... ahem, 'created' around the 9th century AD, which makes it well over a thousand years old. And it looks like this... 
Upon further research of it, one man named Andrew Jones commented "This is the most exciting piece of excrement I've ever seen". Of course, Mr. Jones is a 'paleoscatologist', which is apparently a thing, and which also explains him comparing the fossilized dung to "the Crown Jewels". 