4. Getting Blackout Drunk And Passing Out In Sub-Zero Temperatures
Norway is a pretty expensive place to live. And with that in mind, as you can probably imagine, alcohol is extremely overpriced over there. Why? Well there are a number of reasons but they mainly pertain to the health risks, both long term and short term. One of the short term reasons: years ago, people kept getting blind drunk and passing out outdoors, which in a country known for its bitter sub-zero temperatures, is most definitely bordering on dumbicide. Unless you want people to remember you in the same way that they remember Jack Torrance at the end of The Shining, try not to get blackout drunk to the point of random collapse... well, ever really, but particularly if you're from - or holidaying in - countries known for their intrinsic ability to freeze organic matter solid.