3. A Chef Headbutts His Rival In Buckingham Palace
Disappointingly for those of us who thought the corgis did all the Queen's chores, the British Royal Family actually employ human cooks to make their food. One of them, Adam Steele, was fired last year for planting his human head into someone else's, and punching them for good measure. That would be at least worth a warning wherever he'd done it, but the unbelievable thing is that this happened during a party in Buckingham Palace itself. Fighting someone in Buckingham Palace is like farting in the Vatican; you just don't do it, even if you're the Pope. Apparently Stelle took offence at someone saying he'd had too much to drink, before proving them right. He left the other guy with a bloodied nose and face, at least taking care to avoid the crown jewels. That's about as bad as you can get in Buckingham Palace without being accused of treason, but Steele seems to have avoided jail. Though, being sacked, he has of course lost his ability to summon and ride swans.