10 Insane Plans You Won't Believe The Military Tried

1. The Gay Bomb

For all their supposed military and technological genius, the US Army has an understanding on homosexuality analogous to a 13-year-old 4chan member, or a present-day Republican senator. This is, after all, an institution which only repealed its €œdon't ask, don't tell€ policy officially in 2011. So it makes a kind of sense they developed a gay bomb. In 1994, no less. That was the year that US Air Force R&D division the Wright Laboratory produced a three-page proposal for a €œgay bomb€, which is to say a weapon that would be dropped on enemy combatants who would then (€“presumably) be too distracted by looking into each other eyes and adopting children to fight back. €œ

Harassing, Annoying and €˜Bad Guy€™ Identifying Chemicals€ was the proposal's name, and creating €œa chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attractive to one another€ was its game. The Pentagon were interested, but ultimately passed.

An interesting end note to this last plan? Rumour has it a similar project was proposed in the seventies, using pheromones drawn from bees as an aphrodisiac. Ooooh, sexy bees.

 
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