10 Inventions That Are Either Utter Genius Or Utterly Insane

7. The Baby-Duster Onesie

Image3 Has your baby outgrown his baby cage? Don't worry, you can put him or her to work instead. Retailing at $40, this ingenious onesie is laced with dusting pads; Stick little Sebastian or Camilla on the floor and-Bingo!- there's another chore out of the way. As the seller claims, the invention "reduces your cleaning costs" as your offspring crawls about, and don't worry about any ambiguous moral issues, as it also "teach(es) your baby a strong work ethic" too. So everybody's a winner. http://youtu.be/voiQ3pr7Hfw
 
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