5. Duck-Billed Muzzle For Dogs

Is Rover's bark as bad as his bite? No problem, keep the postman's fingers safe and utterly humiliate man's best friend into submission by dressing him in a muzzle that makes him look like a duck. Presumably aimed at the same type of person who cheerfully buys their pets cardigans, there is not a great deal I can add to this post save for the warning that if you intentionally dress your poor, sulking canine as a duck, then you probably deserve it when he starts urinating on your favourite rug in front of the Vicar.