9. Kris Humphries And Kim Kardashian (August 2011- October 2011)
First and foremost - calling any Kardashian a "celebrity" is a slightly absurd assertion to begin with, considering that they are only famous for... well, nothing, actually. Having said that, it goes without saying that they are indeed shoved down people's throats at a nauseating rate, thus making this repugnant coupling prime fodder for this list. When the divorce proceedings last longer than the marriage, it qualifies as something a little more than a 'bad breakup'. Far below average NBA player Kris Humphries and reality diva Kim Kardashian married in a 2 hour reality TV event in 2011. Wait, seriously? WHY? People actually cared? Just 72 days later, Kardashian served divorce papers to a "devastated" Humphries. He quickly changed his tune and moved for an annulment, claiming that the marriage was a sham designed to boost the ratings for Kim's "reality" show. What ensued was more media chaos that seemed to have the desired affect Kardashian hoped for. Mercifully, in spite of Humphries skipping court dates and delaying the inevitable, the union was dissolved in April 2013.
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