10 Problems Only People Dating Someone Ultra Beautiful Will Understand
2. Going To The Gym Together Is A Joke
Even when your back is turned, you can feel the eyes of every other man in the gym upon your girlfriend, who, dressed in lycra with a cute little ponytail going on, has just decided to do some squats amongst the body builders. You know it's not her fault. Just as you know it's natural for men to look at women like they're looking at her. Oh, but your blood is boiling, and it's all you can do to not turn around and shout "my girlfriend is not a piece of meat, she is a lady, and sometimes she gets spots like every other human being!" But you know you won't achieve anything. You rarely go to the gym together because it's so painful to watch.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).